Miley Cyrus whores it up in front of a bunch of small children.  I think she gravely misinterpreted the whole “pediatric AIDS benefit” concept. (WIMB)

Robert Pattinson carries a purse, because he is a mincing nancy. (AllieIsWired)

The sky was falling on Bret Michaels at last night’s Tony Awards. (WWTDD)

Goldie Hawn thinks daughter Kate Hudson is a slag. (Dlisted)

Scarlett Johansson is in the new issue of Elle France. (Popoholic)

Katie Price in an “unflattering $10 rhinestone-studded mini-caftan in a subtle shade of Violent Sunburn”. (GoFugYourself)

Stephen Colbert shaved his head whilst performing for the troops. (SOMG)

If you want to see two-year-old pictures of Britney’s boobs covered by nothing but temporary white trash tattoos, well, today is your LUCKY DAY, my friend. (CelebNewsWire)

David Carradine’s lawyer thinks he was murdered by ninjas. (TheBlemish)

Paris Hilton has an air-conditioned mini-mansion for her dogs. (Cele|bitchy)

Ashley Tisdale upskirt pictures. (HollywoodTuna)