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Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett at the "Red Tie Affair" Red Cross benefit in Santa Monica

Kendra Wilkinson and fiance Hank Baskett are expecting their first child.  From People:

The Girls Next Door E! reality star told E! News’s Marc Malkin, “Hank and I are thrilled to announce that we are expecting our first child together. We are touched by the outpouring of support by our family, friends and fans.”

In February, Wilkinson, 23, told PEOPLE: “We always talk about [having kids]. He wants kids so [badly], and I do, too.”

Wilkinson even went so far as to tell PEOPLE that she and Baskett, a wide receiver for the Philadelphia Eagles, were already working on names.

“My first initial is K and my middle name is Leigh, so we were thinking of Kaleigh,” she said. “And he’s Hank Baskett III, so of course I’m going to have a Hank Baskett IV!”

Engaged since November, Wilkinson and Baskett, 26, plan to wed June 27 at the Holmby Hills, Calif., mansion of her former boyfriend, Playboy founder Hugh Hefner.

This poor kid has no hope at all of a normal life.  I mean, even regular kids are dumb as hell and they do stuff like poop on the floor and lick electrical sockets, but this baby’s parents are both so stupid they’re barely functional.  The kid will likely never learn how to talk in whole sentences and will probably spend most of its free time eating bugs and trying to fly.  It could have a fantastic career in the circus, though… not everybody would be so willing to climb inside a bear’s mouth and then set their own hair on fire.

At the “Red Tie Affair” Red Cross benefit in Santa Monica in March:

Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett at the "Red Tie Affair" Red Cross benefit in Santa MonicaKendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett at the "Red Tie Affair" Red Cross benefit in Santa MonicaKendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett at the "Red Tie Affair" Red Cross benefit in Santa MonicaKendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett at the "Red Tie Affair" Red Cross benefit in Santa MonicaKendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett at the "Red Tie Affair" Red Cross benefit in Santa Monica

4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Jon

    Well, we know the baby will be black but im pretty much 120% sure it aint gonna be his. To find out, watch the next Maury.

  2. Nicolyn

    Is it just me, or does she look like a bobble-head?

  3. RebelBoy

    What A Good for nothing SLUT F**K!

    Poor kids gunna have the IQ of a shithouse door knob!

    Have fun wit yo black man baby….
    I’ll read about ya in the papers after he beats the shit out of you!

  4. anony

    “Kaleigh” will be able to introduce his/her parents as Dumb and Dumber.
    Just make sure the kid gets some presents from Uncle Hef….

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