Kanye West broke up with his Max-Headroom-looking lesbian girlfriend, Amber Rose. (WIMB)

Britney Spears is finally dating a normal guy, her agent Jason Trawick. (CelebWarship)

Megan Fox still won’t shut up and is goddamn retarded as hell. (Cele|bitchy)

Gerard Butler is a prude. (IDLYITW)

Jessica Alba is a punk, and she’s no better at it than she is at acting. (CelebNewsWire)

David Beckham warms up. (Popbytes)

Kristin Cavallari wears Heather Graham’s dress. (HollywoodTuna)

Gisele Bundchen wearing nothing but vines, tattoos and a splash of water. (Popoholic)

Hugh Hefner Tweets like your grandpa. (Scandalist)

Zach Morris Mark Paul Gossssselaaaaaaar was on Jimmy Kimmel. (Dlisted)

Brad Pitt really likes art. (JustJared)

Pink and Carey Hart can’t keep their hands off each other. (ICYDK)

Dawson James Van Der Beek is getting divorced. (ASL)

Hugh Grant is bipolar. (TheBlemish)

Wonk-eye Paris Hilton and douche extraordinaire Doug Reinhardt have been together for six months already. (EvilBeet)

Kelly Rutherford didn’t tell her baby’s father that their kid happened. (ImNotObsessed)

Julia Roberts stopped by David Letterman. (Lainey)

“Pregnant Man” Thomas Beatie gives birth to second baby. (Bumpshack)

Mike Tyson got married again. (Bitten&Bound)

Queen Latifah was molested as a child. (PopCrunch)