Beyoncé likes to inconvenience the little people. (IDLYITW)

Megan Fox might play Buffy in the Whedon-free movie remake. (TheSuperficial)

Johnny Depp was adorable at his birthday party in Puerto Rico. (Lainey)

Bret Michaels endagers his own life to pleasure his whores. (WIMB)

Rihanna is being subpoenaed to testify against Chris Brown. (ASL)

Paris Hilton did Cristiano Ronaldo two hours after she broke up with Doug Reinhardt. (WWTDD)

Taylor Swift hangs out with T-Pain. (TopSocialite)

Phil Spector’s wigless mugshot will take your breath away. (Allie)

Kendra Wilkinson is worried about the safety of her vagina. (CelebNewsWire)

Usher files for divorce from Tameka Foster. (Celebitchy)

AnnaLynne McCord flashes her junk. (Egotastic)

Preview pics from Season 3 of “Mad Men”. (ICYDK)

Heather Graham heats things up at yet another premiere for The Hangover. (Popoholic)

Doug Reinhardt is a sad douche. (EvilBeet)

Sarah Michelle Gellar hides her pregnancy in a camouflaging outfit. (SOMG)

Danny DeVito was drunk as hell at 8am for his interview with a Philly news station. (TheBlemish)

Milla Jovovich plays house with Mr. Big in Harper’s Bazaar. (JustJared)

Cher’s daughter Chastity Bono is undergoing transgender therapy to become a man. (Dlisted)

John Travolta defies Scientology and acknowledges his deceased son’s autism. (Defamer)

A 72-year-old woman got Tazered in Texas. (CelebrityOdor)

Actor Johnny Palermo died in a car accident on Monday. (Bumpshack)