Heidi Montag is Doing Playboy

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Back in April, there were reports that Heidi Montag was in negotiations to pose nude for Playboy.  It appears that for once in her worthless life, one of the publicity-mongering rumours she started was actually true.  From People:

Heidi Montag has gotten a lot of exposure lately – but the newlywed is about to get even more: She has posed for the September issue of Playboy, PEOPLE has confirmed.

The reality star was most recently stirring up drama on I’m a Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here, shot in Costa Rica, where she was briefly hospitalized. In April, she married her Hills costar Spencer Pratt.

Details of her Playboy photos are, um, scant: “There is nudity. It’s tasteful – she had a lot of fun with it,” says a second source. A rep for the magazine had no comment, and Montag’s rep was not immediately available to respond to questions.

Whatever.  Listen, I know Heidi Montag is gross and plastic and has a really weird chin and looks like she’s mid-seizure every time she makes a “sexy” face, but this could be sooooo much worse.  I mean, whoring for money is the only marketable skill Speidi actually has, and just think — it could be Spencer’s creepy platinum nethers going on display.  Heidi doesn’t seem so bad, all of a sudden, huh?  Maybe that’s the magic of their relationship… Heidi stays with Spencer because he makes her seem almost tolerable in comparison.

Heidi Montag writhing around on the beach in her “Blackout” video:

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On her fake honeymoon after her pretend wedding in Mexico:

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8 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. ker

    God, that frigging horsey face…that mega jutting man jaw, Ugly as sin. But I suppose baring her twat will take the attention away from her national velvet face.

    Come on which self respecting guy would fap to her pics?

  2. Oh How the Mighty Have Fallen

    Playboy is really scraping the bottom of the barrel.
    There is literally nothing about HM that isn’t ugly, plastic, boring, stupid, or some combination of all of the above.

  3. Jon

    Didn’t we already know this? Either way curiosity will get me to at least scope the pics online. Does anyone actually BUY the magazine?

  4. I can think of a hundred women who should be on PLAYBOY. This chick ain’t one of them. Why are they doing this? Haven’t we suffered enough?

  5. lerch

    Who in thier right mind wants to see this ugly, plastic and stupid horseface naked?

  6. RebelBoy

    I’m sorry to say friends….that this PB pictorial of Heidi, will be lame! Playboy has lost there grit - and clever, erotic photos are no longer on the plate! We may see some Heidi boobs…and maybe a but shot, but that will be about it! PB will also try to bribe you with “bonus photos” only if you go and join the PB cyber club….which is a joke itself! I would just LOVE to see a nice FULL FRONTAL NUDE of this chic….but I ain’t gunna hold my breath for that, or expect anything good! Those old Photographers are gone…..now it’s a group of Photog’s. I now call them LAMEBOY!
    Oh, and girls….KEEP IT FUZZY!
    RebelBoy ….tellin’ it like it is!

  7. karena

    There’s only one legitimate place I’ve found to see the “behind the scenes” Playboy shots, the rest seem like scams :-/ You can see it over here though:

    vostuuDOTcomSLASHwatch28015

    They make you do a little survey but after that it’s good to go :)

  8. CJ

    I love that she did playboy. She is hott and all you haters wish you had the body she does. All of you keep on hating but you wont even put you face on this website so shut up and enjoy that hott body cause you know that you will look at her pics when they come out. Spencer Pratt you are one lucky man!

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