Alicia Witt and Elizabeth Banks share a kiss in the web series “Wainy Days”. (Egotastic)

A fantastic review of the absolutely hysterical Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. (Pajiba)

Kate Gosselin is the devil. (WIMB)

Miley Cyrus got her nose pierced. (PinkistheNewBlog)

Lindsay Lohan doesn’t want to guest star on Samantha Ronson’s reality show. (Celebitchy)

Betty White is 87 years old and still totally awesome. (IDLYITW)

The director of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra has been fired after the worst test screenings in the history of Paramount Pictures. (AB)

Catherine Zeta-Jones may or may not be 12 years older than she claims, but either way she’s more than capable of hypnotising Kirk Douglas with her chesticles. (WWTDD)

Behind-the-scenes footage of stupid dumb New Moon. (ICYDK)

Kelly Clarkson had some coke. (Allie)

Reese Witherspoon previews her new fragrance. (JustJared)

Courtside awkwardness as both Rihanna and Chris Brown go to the NBA finals. (Lainey)

Shauna Sand’s fried silicone carcass in a bikini. (HollywoodTuna)

Eva Longoria moonlights at Wendy’s. (SOMG)

Former Miss California Carrie Prejean was even more unprofessional and bitchy than previously thought. (EvilBeet)

Gwyneth Paltrow ruins cookies. (Dlisted)

Karl Lagerfeld is a raging jackass and continues his string of below-the-belt insults toward Seal and Heidi Klum. (PopCrunch)

Evan Rachel Wood signs on for Spider-Man musical. (ASL)

Chanelle Hayes (wait, who?) is in a bikini. (TheSuperficial)