Twilight Sucks, But Breasts Are Delightful
Tags: Ashley Greene, cleavage, marijuana, pot, Twilight
This is Ashley Greene at the Rock & Republic Robertson store opening. Ashley Greene is in those Twilight movies, where she plays Alice Cullen. Twilight sucks hard like a Dyson vacuum, but you know what doesn’t suck? Cleavage. Everybody loves breasts, right? Right.
I do have one question, though. Why is Ashley having so much trouble just standing still? Why the hell are all these Twilight chicks so damn clumsy and awkward looking? When they’re in dirty jeans, Chuck Taylors & sloppy hoodies they do an okay job of keeping themselves upright, but stick ‘em in a dress and a pair of heels and all of a sudden they’re like giraffes with fetal alcohol syndrome. How is it possible that every one of these bitches always looks like she’s about to tip the fuck over? They can’t all be stoners, can they? Listen, there’s nothing wrong with smoking up once in awhile, but there is a TIME and a PLACE for rendering yourself the mental equivalent of a squirrel after a frontal lobotomy, and public appearances for YOUR JOB are not it.
Whatever. Boobs:
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Jon
Hurray for Boobies!
Jun 12th, 2009
2010: Twilight Boycott.
Please join us in boycotting the new Eclipse film in your area. Go to Twilighthaters.com and download the poster for picket signs. Then go and grab a We hate Twilight shirt and rally at the premier. Also if anyone wants to be really cool and buy the Ashley Greene Poster with her tits you can download that. Also note that we plan a Spoiler Party right before the premier. We get one person to buy a ticket for the Eclipse at the 8PM showing and run in with the naked pics of Edward/Bella/Ashely Greene. We also scream “Fuck Twilight” and run out. If you’d like to participate in this email us at our site and find out the safety precautions. Until then: Twilight Sucks!
Jun 4th, 2010
Krystal
Did you ever think that maybe its because theyre not girlie girls? That they may be more tom-boy-ish? Just because they cant stand right in heals doesnt mean they smoke pot. Theres a lot of different possiblilities. Until you have photographic proof you sound silly.
Jul 4th, 2010
Light from Agarta
Actually, Twilight is mostly breasts and sexy bodies.Even the ultimate goal of Bella is to have one of these perfect bodies.Remember how low she thinks of herself and don`t stop bitching, even when she receive it.
Dec 16th, 2010
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