Jun 15, 2009
Suri Cruise Wants You to Eff Off
Tags: Katie Holmes, paparazzi, suri cruise
Katie Holmes took Suri Cruise shopping for dolls and/or doll-related crap at the American Girl store, and Suri gave a special sort of hello. Either lil Suri has had it up to here with the paparazzi, or she has a preternaturally adult understanding of how creepy dolls are with their glassy eyes that are always staring at you and following you around the room and WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME, DOLL, WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM?
Suri knows what I’m talkin’ about. Here she is, flippin’ the bird, telling the dolls and the paparazzi and probably all the rest of us to fuck right off:
3 Comments, Comment or Ping
Jon
I bet she’s used to the staring, after all she is one of the world’s most bizarre looking kids. I wonder if she’s the direct spawn of galactic lord Xenu?
Jun 15th, 2009
Governator
Bizarre looking? I don’t agree at all! What a cute girl…
Jun 15th, 2009
Jon
In the eye of the beholder I suppose. I always thought with those big eyes she looks kinda like a grey alien from space.
Jun 15th, 2009
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