Check out the two-inch lifts in Tom Cruise’s shoes! (Hollywood Rag)

George Brett talks about all the times he crapped his pants while the mike’s still on! Ha ha. (The Dirty)

The tale of tennis player Katie O’Brien and the world’s biggest cameltoe. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Audrina Partridge gets her own crappy TV show. (Anything Hollywood)

Florida’s mayor and… a tranny hooker “roommate?” (omg blog)

Lady Gaga is certifiably fucking insane. (Websters)

Hermione Granger is giving up acting! (Allie is Wired)

Jon and Kate Plus 8… and Jon’s new girlfriend. Mmm, now that’s good reality TV! (Bricks and Stones)

Rachel Hunter gets dumped by her fiance a month before her wedding! (Seriously? OMG)

Your first look as Barbie as Heidi Klum! See if you can tell the difference. (popbytes)

Part three of Mr. Skin’s Best Celebrity Nude Scenes of All Time. (Mr. Skin)

Paris Hilton gives the finger to Dubai. (CelebNewsWire)

Dakota Fanning and Riely Keough get your deviant underage school girl fantasies running. (Bastardly)

Even Johnny Depp has the occasional bad hair day. (Socialite Life)

Zachary Quinto in the single best YouTube clip of all time. (Holy Moly)