UPDATE: Farrah Fawcett Has Died

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farrah fawcett last rites

Although it’s been rumored that she’s been on her deathbed for weeks, actress Farrah Fawcett was read her last rights Wednesday night. The NY Daily News reports

A priest was summoned [last night] to the Los Angeles hospital where the 62-year-old is being treated.

Those keeping vigil in the intensive care unit included longtime love Ryan O’Neal, who has been with [her] constantly since she was hospitalized two weeks ago.

The actress was diagnosed with [anal] cancer in 2006.

Risk factors for anal cancer include having multiple sex partners, engaging in anal sex and smoking cigarettes, so by all accounts I should have been dead five years ago. I guess I’m what you’d call a “miracle of science.” You have to admit, it sounds a whole lot better than “dirty no-good whore.” My mom doesn’t know what the hell she’s talking about.

UPDATE I: People Magazine is reporting that Farrah died at 9:28 a.m. PST this morning at St. John’s Heath Center in Santa Monica. Our condolences to her family.

UPDATE II: Astute reader Helluvadrug pointed out that half of these pictures are actually Bo Derek. In my defense, the pictures are 30 years old and really grainy and I’ve been drinking since 9 a.m. And they still have boobs, so don’t yell at me. I hate it when we fight like this.

UPDATE III: Couldn’t find her 1978 Playboy spread any effing where, so here’s her 1997 Playboy shoot instead. You can still see Bo Derek nekkid after the jump.

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Bo Derek nude in Playboy thirty years ago (NSFW):

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28 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Josh

    While I think you’re funnier than all get-up, and nothing really offends me, I think it was classless to show nude photos occompanied with a story about her being read her last rites. I bid you good day.

  2. missing-the-point

    Who cares. I hate cancer people, they all act like they deserve special recognition for having cancer.

  3. Wench.

    You know what I hate? The Boring McBoringson’s who get offended at weak, weak mediocre stuff like this.

    Who cares, bitch?

    Now, lube up and let me take you from behind.

  4. Lawerence

    Now she faces her God…and what will He judge and convict her of?..MUCH! What a wasted creation and life of failed trials…Did she “curse God and die” as Job’s FOOLISH wife did?….and only She is responsible for her possible eternal demise….so she spends Eternity in HELL..There are no Actors in there..IT IS all so REALLL..simply a separation and DIVORCE? from GOD forever!!!!!!!..as there are no atheists in a fox hole that arrive in HEAVEN…….and certainly most women as her …since EVE will go this route! Why..A woman’s Anger and Deceit….Just a female norm of life….Could the rib from Adam been a broken one?…When Christ gives us free ways to avoid HELL..IT is called GRACE…there for the taking..simple forgiveness…no masculinity required to beget this forgivness. It has nothing to do with Religion…or like Rituals as the Catholics and Old Testament Jews practice..and should I also say the Muslims…and all the man devised cults…. IT is SIMPLY GOD! and HIS WORD, THE TRUTH By Farrah’s Fruits….we know her but maybe she did ask for HIS GRACE before and at the moment of her death….. I pray so!!!!!!!!!

  5. Jon

    She actually passed away just a few minutes ago She lived hard and it caught up with her but its still sad that someone would go at that age.

  6. helluvadrug

    the argument is moot- those pics are not farrah fawcett, they’re bo derek

  7. Wench.

    Hahaha - Lawrence’s mummy didn’t show him enough love.

  8. Tungsram

    Those pictures are Bo Derek. Not Farrah Fawcett.

  9. bunk

    those are pics of bo derek,,,,,,,,,,,,

  10. Ally.

    Ok… in the spirit of stating the already damn stated - those pictures are of Bo Derek.

  11. Tricia

    Overstated or understated, what dumbasses! Not only is it disrepectful to post basically only nude photos of someone when it’s just been announced that they passed away from a terrible and painful illness, but to say it’s them and it’s clearly NOT!!!!!!! Do your research, Amateurs! BO DEREK! I’ve completely lost faith in yeeeah.com.

  12. missing-the-point

    Yah, yeeeah has once again ripped off WWTDD.

  13. abby

    Jesus fucking Christ. Last time I checked, she was only famous for her hair and her nipples and occasionally being high in televised interviews. It’s not like she contributed to society in any way that merits unwavering veneration.

    And now she’s dead. Way to bring everybody down. Before we were just thinking about boobs.

  14. joecoz

    does anyone know where I can see Bo Derek in Playboy??

  15. Yes.

    Tricia - the pictures were posted before the interwebz became aware of her death, so YOU CAN CALM DOWN WITH YOUR CRAZY PUNCTUATION AND CAPS LOCK!!!!!!?1111!!!!%$£^^^^^^^^^^^

    And, I don’t get the biggy - if those pictures were of Farrah. Naked, schmaked. Going out of the world the way she came in. Calm down, nipple police. It’s not like we’re committing necrophilia.

  16. Tim

    My god, am I as crazy as the rest of the people who comment on here?

    I mean, that Lawrence guy is just crazy.

    And missingthepoint is an asshole.

    Does that make me a crazy asshole too?

    Shit.

  17. Josh

    Abby, you’re a whore

  18. sonya

    I just heard that Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital in full cardiac arrest. Yikes!

  19. Wench.

    Apparently Jackson is dead.

  20. whatprofitisit

    Farrah wanted to graduate from college and get married.

    Michael was born a musical genius and was given many chances to “make a change”.

    What profit is gained when a man/woman has gained the whole world but loses his /her own soul?

    Every person needs to work out their own salvation with fear (respect) and trembling.

    We, the human race does not seek God, but He picks us. I pray that my brothers and sisters in Christ will make the right choices and not have to suffer as these 2 human beings did in their torturous journey through this blink of an eye.

    This EARTH is GOD’S PROPERTY and THOSE of YOU WHO ARE OF SATAN. YOU ARE ALREADY DEFEATED BY THE BLOOD OF JESUS!

  21. Pete

    Anal cancer … WTF ??? “Shitty” way to die …. RIP Farrah

  22. Ken

    Hey Tards, Second set of Farrah pictures are Bo Derek

  23. LM

    Lawrence, you’re nuts, you do realise that, right?

  24. Lawrence, you filthy bigotted pig. Your comments are loaded with hypocrisy. Why would you even click on here to make a comment about someone who disgusted you so much throughout her life. Farrah is already in heaven and I will pray that you and all others like you just disappear from our beautiful world without another word from your filthy mouth. BEGONE PIG !!!

  25. me

    To those of you bashing the nude photos, this is ART! the human body in its best form, and an amazing lady! Shame on YOU for not respecting the wonderful human body and this gorgeous artwork!

  26. It is too bad and sad that farrah contracted anal cancer but when she was engaging in anal sex with multiple partners she was not thinking about what could happen. She was only thinking about the pleasure at the time. To all of you who like anal sex don’t do it anymore because its not normal and god is watching no matter how dark the room is.

  27. CeeDub

    I cannot imagine that this woman was engaging in such a disgusting and painful practice as anal sex….at least I pray that she wasn’t!

  28. Abraham Duceman

    Farrah Fawcett SEX-video-scandal!!

    http://farrah–fawcett.blogspot.com/?id=109169&s=y

    download now!!!

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