Quickies: Dr. No Show

Jun 26, 20090

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Squirrels instinctively flock to Drew Barrymore like the salmon of Capastrano. (CelebNewsWire)

Michael Jackson’s personal physician has mysteriously gone missing! (TMZ)

Carmen Electra looking dirty-sexy in a pair of ripped fishnets. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Pics of Megan Fox in a hot dress on Letterman. (UseMyComputer)

Jeff Goldblum and Harrison Ford are not dead! (Socialite Life)

Burger King goes for the porn demographic. (Celebrity Odor)

50 Facts about Michael Jackson that made him a legend. (Hollywood Rag)

Perez Hilton makes an ass outta himself. AGAIN. (The Dirty)

Ciara see-through and braless in Hollywood. (Glamzilla)

Amy Winehouse greeting cards, for that special moment when you overdose in rehab. (Holy Moly)

Blake Lively in a sexy backless number. (Bastardly)

Borat cockblocked Michael Jackson! (Websters)

Just one more reason to love Zack Galafianakis. (Pajiba)

Jon Gosselin’s tell-all book reveals that he was denied sex for a year. (Celebitchy)

I don’t know who Frederic Cermeno is, but he’s naked, and he’s gorgeous. Happy Friday. (omg blog)