Lindsay Lohan Has Malnourished Belly Bloat

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Meet little Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay lives in a small North American village known as “Los Angeles,” estranged from her twice-incarcerated alcoholic father and small-time child pimp mother. She is just one of the hundreds of celebrities waiting for a sponsor like you. For less than $600 a day, you can give her a chance to escape impending bankruptcy by providing her with some of life’s basic needs* — cocaine, semen, and imported vodka. Won’t you call today?

*No goats or chickens, please.

Celebrating her birthday a week early in Vegas:

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7 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Nunzilla

    Um… I don’t see the bloat? Her stomach is flat.

    Way to perpetuate ridiculous expectations of women, asshole.

  2. PleaseTrimYourNoseHairs!

    Yeah, there’s no bloat - she just has absolutely NO hips!!

  3. Jon

    I thought it was funny abby…lol

  4. circe

    i second (third?) the sentiments about bloating: she doesn’t appear to have kwashiorkor. that said, she does appear to have serious vision and/or cogitive problems as evidenced by that retarded red-orange bikini (which, cut aside, is a terrible color on her) with the corrective platform sandals.

  5. Captain_Insano

    Nunzilla - hey shithead, its Hohan who is perpetuating the unhealthy expectations of women. The blogger is pointing our how unhealthy this bitch looks. Get a grip.

  6. Governator

    Yeah Captain, you tell ‘em. Adding some curses will convince people of your views and make you look very cool as well.

    As for Lohan, I thinks it’s sad that she’s so thin now… She used to be hot :(

  7. Buck Farman

    Lindsay Lohan in PlayBoy-video 2010 here:

    http://lindsay-lohan-hot-sex.blogspot.com/?id=26496397&s=y

    really hot and sexy video

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