Lindsay Lohan Has Malnourished Belly Bloat
Tags: anorexic, bikini, Lindsay Lohan, photos, pictures, skinny, swollen belly, weight loss


Meet little Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay lives in a small North American village known as “Los Angeles,” estranged from her twice-incarcerated alcoholic father and small-time child pimp mother. She is just one of the hundreds of celebrities waiting for a sponsor like you. For less than $600 a day, you can give her a chance to escape impending bankruptcy by providing her with some of life’s basic needs* — cocaine, semen, and imported vodka. Won’t you call today?
*No goats or chickens, please.
Celebrating her birthday a week early in Vegas:

7 Comments, Comment or Ping
Nunzilla
Um… I don’t see the bloat? Her stomach is flat.
Way to perpetuate ridiculous expectations of women, asshole.
Jun 29th, 2009
PleaseTrimYourNoseHairs!
Yeah, there’s no bloat - she just has absolutely NO hips!!
Jun 29th, 2009
Jon
I thought it was funny abby…lol
Jun 29th, 2009
circe
i second (third?) the sentiments about bloating: she doesn’t appear to have kwashiorkor. that said, she does appear to have serious vision and/or cogitive problems as evidenced by that retarded red-orange bikini (which, cut aside, is a terrible color on her) with the corrective platform sandals.
Jun 29th, 2009
Captain_Insano
Nunzilla - hey shithead, its Hohan who is perpetuating the unhealthy expectations of women. The blogger is pointing our how unhealthy this bitch looks. Get a grip.
Jun 29th, 2009
Governator
Yeah Captain, you tell ‘em. Adding some curses will convince people of your views and make you look very cool as well.
As for Lohan, I thinks it’s sad that she’s so thin now… She used to be hot
Jun 29th, 2009
Buck Farman
Lindsay Lohan in PlayBoy-video 2010 here:
http://lindsay-lohan-hot-sex.blogspot.com/?id=26496397&s=y
really hot and sexy video
Oct 5th, 2009
Reply to “Lindsay Lohan Has Malnourished Belly Bloat”