See the kind of quality ass Pauly Shore is tapping. (The Dirty)

Ralph Fiennes is naked and fine. Get it? Fiennes? Ha ha, I hate myself. (omg blog)

Debbie Gibson rockin some seriously toned abs at Pridefest. (Celebrity Odor)

Michael Jackson fans are offing themselves right and left — 12 have committed suicide since his death. (CelebJihad)

Hangover hottie Bradley Cooper is dating Renee Zellweger! Maybe he’s into ugly chicks. (Allie is Wired)

Ha ha — Joan Jett makes Kristen Stewart cry on the set of The Runaways! (Gabby Babble)

Lacey Schwimmer celebrates her birthday by wearing a bikini and taking lots of pictures of herself. (UseMyComputer)

Jolene Blalock. White t-shirt. Water. You do the math. (Fatback)

WTF has Kate Hudson done to her once-beautiful hair?! (Agent Bedhead)

What every sitcom needs — Ugly Betty gets their very own gay porn star! (Websters)

One of the first pictures ever of Megan Fox in a bikini on “Hope and Faith.” (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Courtney Love looks worse than she ever has in her life. Relatively speaking. (Dlisted)

Rihanna’s ass looks RIDICULOUS in that little zippered skirt. Me-ow. (Hollywood Rag)

The Top 100 Celebrity Nude Scenes of All Time, Part IV. (Mr. Skin)

Julianne Moore in a bikini. Hope you’re wearing sunglasses. (The Bastardly)

Here’s how you make Justin Timberlake even gayer. (Socialite Life)

Lady Gaga as… Courtney Love? (Holy Moly)

Guess how much Lindsay Lohan got paid for her stupid Vegas birthday party earlier this week. Nope, not even close. Higher. Higher. You’re getting warmer… (Star Pulse)