Kevin Jonas Gets Engaged
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Kevin Jonas of the Jonas Brothers is engaged! Yeah, I don’t give a rat’s ass, either. People Magazine says
Kevin Jonas, 21, surprised his girlfriend Danielle Deleasa, 22, by showing up at her doorstep early Wednesday morning, dropping down to his knee [and presenting her] with a cushion-cut diamond ring that [he] designed.
Deleasa, a former hairdresser, first met Jonas two years ago [while vacationing with her family in the Bahamas]. It was Kevin who eagerly pursued her after… spotting her walking on the beach with a flower in her hair.
It might sound romantic from here, but the reality is he’s barely old enough to drink and still a goddamn virgin. The only way this marriage could be more destined for failure is if his incontinent grandmother moved in with them and Danielle developed an allergy to unibrows.
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anony
Young music star gets engaged.
Yeah, THAT’S gonna last.
About as long as the marriage of a rookie NBA player.
Jul 2nd, 2009
spatz
if they do actually get married i don’t give this more than 2-5 years tops. this is what happens to people who are sexually repressed, they marry the first person to pay attention to them at a really young age then are divorced by the time they are 25. didn’t we learn our lesson from Jessica Simpson?
Jul 2nd, 2009
sonya
He looks like a Hobbit.
Jul 2nd, 2009
anony
Sexually repressed?!?!?
You think ALL of the Jonas Bros haven’t had sex yet?
I’m sure they all have–even the youngest one by now.
“Purity rings,” my a**.
That’s just to appease Disney and to keep all the moms out there quiet.
South Park explained it fairly well.
Jul 2nd, 2009
spatz
yeah i actually do because if not there would be no reason for this kid in the prime of his life, with all the money and success in the world to tie himself down to some crispy haired jersey skank. believe it or not there are crazies out there who believe in abstinence, which is why they all marry so young.
Jul 2nd, 2009
boozedupbilly
she looks like Haylie Duff and she looks like a horse.
Jul 2nd, 2009
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