Quickies: Circle Jerk
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Jessica Simpson has highlights out and her highbeams on. (CelebSlam)
Mischa Barton busted sniffing coke in a Hollywood nightclub bathroom. (Hollywood Rag)
Demi Lovato actually looks… hot?! (Socialite Life)
Here are Jessica Simpson’s tits from another angle. (Bastardly)
Elementary school teacher Crystal Defanti sends a sex tape starring herself home to her students. Teacher of the Year, anyone? (Right TV)
Hayden Panettiere’s tattoo, when translated from the Latin, actually reads “I’m an empty-headed twatwaffle.” True fucking story. (Websters)
Celebretard showdown: Mariah Carey vs Jennifer Lopez. (College Candy)
Michael Jackson liked full-makeup role-playing sex, according to Lisa Marie. Please excuse me while I gouge out my mind’s eye. (CelebNewsWire)
First official pictures from “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince!” Dork. (UseMyComputer)
Scarlett Johansson sexy Esquire magazine outtakes. (popoholic)
Lady Gaga shows her tits to everyone… again. (Holy Moly)
Keira Knightley posting topless for Chanel! (Glamzilla)
Wanna see male-on-male bestial jerk off action? Than get your tickets to “Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaur,” baby! (Pajiba)
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Jon
Hellloooooo Jessica Simpson. She’s defintaely a little bit plumper then before, but I would definately love to squeeze those honkers!
Jul 2nd, 2009
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