Meet Michael Jackson’s secret wife! (Right Celebrity)

Debbie Rowe in the most powerful shirt the world has ever known. (The Blemish)

Your Fourth of July Spec-sac-ular: a salute to the Red, White and Boob. (COED Magazine)

Denise Richards and Marisa Miller bikini-off! (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Gary Coleman’s wife charged with domestic violence and swearing at a police officer. (TMZ)

Justin Timberlake is dumping Jessica Biel right on her luscious round ass. (Socialite Life)

Cheryl Cole dressed as an ice skater porn star. (Bastardly)

Heidi and Spencer have their own conspiracy theories about 9/11. I have one about them being the Great Satan. (Websters)

Katie Price busts out her pineapples. (The Grumpiest)

Michael Jackson’s former bodyguard is spilling all the dirt. (The Insider)

What Megan Fox will look like in 20 years. (The Dirty)

Ha ha — Matthew Fox’s charity tells Perez Hilton to go fuck himself. (omg blog)

Hayden Panettiere’s attempt at geek chic is an epic FAIL. (UseMyComputer)