Michael Jackson’s ghost is already making its rounds! (Right Celebrity)

Holy shit, Lady Gaga looks like that creepy “other mother” from Coraline! (Dlisted)

Some random couple at a Blur concert dry humping, and it’s on video. So. odd. (Holy Moly!)

See an adorable little kitty surfing with her owner. Awww! (omg blog)

Josh Duhamel gets mega bonus points for knowing how to work the stripper pole! (Webster’s)

Rihanna goes the classy route with a black blazer and silver starfish pasties. (CelebNewsWire)

I would hope that Kanye West would beat up Chris Brown for making out with his girlfriend, but it probably won’t happen since he’s such a whiny bitch. (Evil Beet)

I’m seriously not seeing the appeal of stinky, messy Robert Pattinson. (Hollywood Rag)

Debbi Rowe is going to be attending Michael Jackson’s memorial service. Who wants to bet she’ll try and kidnap the kids? (Socialite Life)

I’m thoroughly shocked that Madonna’s middle finger isn’t bulging with muscles. (The Bastardly)

Mr. Skin’s Top 100 Celeb Nude Scenes, Part 5! Because you can never see too many boobies! (Mr. Skin)

3 people have already gotten hurt on Russell Crowe’s Robin Hood. That just means it’s going to be awesome. (Seriously? OMG!)

See how Lindsay Lohan spent her 4th acting like an asshat. So, yeah, not much new. (Celebrity Odor)