Hoping to ride the vampire-mania train, Hollywood is trotting out a prequel trilogy spinoff on Blade’s character Deacon Frost. It’s going to be as bad as it sounds. (Pajiba)

You can PAY some 25 year old New Yorker to light a virtual candle in Michael Jackson’s memory. Well, I guess you can applaud his entrepreneurial spirit, if nothing else. (The Dirty)

Emma Watson looking hot and fierce in August’s Elle UK magazine. (UseMyComputer)

Is Megan Fox bad for women? (College Candy)

Hayden Panettiere dresses like a slutty Italian widow. I’m pretty sure she stole my grandma’s doilies to make that dress. (Holy Moly!)

Lady Gaga makes it a point to walk around with her ass hanging out. (Hollywood Rag)

Who other than Lindsay Lohan would be the first inside Mr. Skin’s official photo booth? (Mr. Skin)

Katherine Heigl threatens to kill her husband if he gets jealous. Wow, she sounds like a real keeper. (Celebitchy)

Put your thumb over Mena Suvari’s forehead and you too can enjoy her bikini pictures! (Hollywood Tuna)

Lindsay Lohan apparently didn’t help formulate her spray tan, and now she’s getting sued! Shocker! (CelebNewsWire)

Were YOU one of the people searching “Vanessa Hudgens muffin top”? (The Bastardly)

Ryan Reynolds explains that he was wearing “cellophane speedos” for that naked scene with Sandra Bullock. Hello! (Socialite Life)

Michael Bay call out Megan Fox and her pissing on the hand that feeds her. Thank you, thank you, thank you. (Pretty Boring)