Bruno Got a Rise out of Eminem
Tags: bruno, eminem, erection, mtv movie awards, sasha baron cohen
Tired of hearing about dead, skinny white stiff Michael Jackson? Well, Brüno is here to tell you about a different skinny white stiff. Digital Spy reports,
Austrian fashion reporter Brüno has claimed that he sexually aroused Eminem when he “accidentally” fell on him at last month’s MTV Movie Awards.
The spoof character, played by Borat creator Sacha Baron Cohen, said that he felt a stirring in the rap superstar’s pants during the incident.
“It was a terrible accident, but my face was actually right next to his kugelsack und I felt something like growing, pushing into my cheek,” he told Heat.
“I suddenly realised why he was called Slim Shady. After a while it was clear slim was getting a little fat. The real slim Shady stood up.”
The star went on to reveal that he is eager to focus on charity work once promotion for Brüno had ended.
“I want to win a Nobel prize, you know,” he said. “I am hoping to also do some charity work with Naomi Campbell.
“That girl is an inspiration because she has been in the business for 20 years und, despite all the fame and success, has remained a total bitch.”
While all the shenanigans that Sasha Baron Cohen pulls sometimes creeps me out, I’d much rather prefer that actors like him actually entertain, instead of these other actors who use award shows to tell everyone their political beliefs and whatnot, instead of some good clean fun like assplanting into someone’s face. I want my celebrities to entertain, not tell me what to think, dammit! Dance, monkey, dance!
In Australia for the premiere of Brüno
18 Comments, Comment or Ping
rico
Bruno is so lame. One boring, brain dead homo. Sick of seeing him everywhere. No one thinks he is funny.
Jul 7th, 2009
Rico is a Douche
Rico, you are retarded. You know it’s a character right?
Jul 7th, 2009
I ALSO THINK RICO IS A DOUCHE
I concur. Bruno is a character, dumbass.
Jul 8th, 2009
sweet_girl
Yah….But they`re werent…You..
Feb 1st, 2010
sweetgirl
perharps……life doesnt know whats theyre saying that…yeh..
there with Brother with bruno gorilla behind this home..
Feb 5th, 2010
sweet_girl_girls
perhart..people arent given time less with eminem,your wrong with this music you got it..
Feb 20th, 2010
sweet_girl_candy
yes i wasnt totally wrong about music,Ohhhhhhhh………..
Feb 25th, 2010
sweet_girls_girl
But I know about her life wasnt with him as well..
Buy some from rapper…
But i know this,Oh just let you know…
Mar 10th, 2010
sweet_girls_girl
Buy some Rapper Clother`s never I thought that….
But I know just sick of tired of it…
I don`t know….
Buy some clothers from Rapper Never…..
Mar 16th, 2010
sweet_girl_girls_babe
yeah why why why eminem doesn`t know about people the most like him from well about that i know someone like him don`t know why?Maybe I know..Huh,I am great…
Apr 1st, 2010
sweet_girl_girls_babe
But I know about people that doesn`t like rapper music and I still though that right….
Apr 1st, 2010
sweet_girl_girls_babe
yeah but i don`t know about Eminem he great don`t you know about someone maybe got caugh someone like him….But i know that someone maybe will get caugh something….
Apr 1st, 2010
sweet_girl_girl
yeah i know about someone like me don`t know about rapper,I know that` right…
Apr 1st, 2010
sweet_girl_girl
yeah but why why why eminem doesn`t like rappe well you know people..Don`t know why?Because i know she well.
Apr 1st, 2010
sweet_girl_girls_babe
Because people from,her and I know about them like loser people from rapper..Merci..
Apr 1st, 2010
sweet_girl_girls_babe
Maybe I know that someone like him don`t know what else…About Rapper…
Apr 1st, 2010
sweet_girls_lady
yeah but i don`t know about rapper people the most they hate totally…
Apr 1st, 2010
sweet_girls_lady
yeah still know that someone maybe like me don`t know what else..
Apr 1st, 2010
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