Tired of hearing about dead, skinny white stiff Michael Jackson? Well, Brüno is here to tell you about a different skinny white stiff. Digital Spy reports,

Austrian fashion reporter Brüno has claimed that he sexually aroused Eminem when he “accidentally” fell on him at last month’s MTV Movie Awards.

The spoof character, played by Borat creator Sacha Baron Cohen, said that he felt a stirring in the rap superstar’s pants during the incident.

“It was a terrible accident, but my face was actually right next to his kugelsack und I felt something like growing, pushing into my cheek,” he told Heat.

“I suddenly realised why he was called Slim Shady. After a while it was clear slim was getting a little fat. The real slim Shady stood up.”

The star went on to reveal that he is eager to focus on charity work once promotion for Brüno had ended.

“I want to win a Nobel prize, you know,” he said. “I am hoping to also do some charity work with Naomi Campbell.

“That girl is an inspiration because she has been in the business for 20 years und, despite all the fame and success, has remained a total bitch.”

While all the shenanigans that Sasha Baron Cohen pulls sometimes creeps me out, I’d much rather prefer that actors like him actually entertain, instead of these other actors who use award shows to tell everyone their political beliefs and whatnot, instead of some good clean fun like assplanting into someone’s face. I want my celebrities to entertain, not tell me what to think, dammit! Dance, monkey, dance!

In Australia for the premiere of Brüno