It looks like Trace Cyrus, Miley Cyrus’ unfortunate-looking brother, got thrown in the inbred end of the gene pool, but apparently that does it for some girls, like saccharine sweet Disney trick-turner Demi Lovato. NineMSN claims the two are a couple:

Miley Cyrus’s rocker brother Trace certainly does have a weakness for his sister’s Disney pals. First he declared his love for Vanessa Hudgens, claiming he was way hotter than her squeaky clean boyfriend Zac Efron, and now he’s fallen for Disney darling Demi Lovato… and she’s fallen for him!

The unlikely couple have made it all public via some flirty messages on Twitter.

“@ddlovato you don’t realize how excited I am! My tour manger is bookin my flight now! Your all I’ve thought about ever since I left town. <3″ Trace wrote to Demi.

To which Demi responded: “@tracecyrus soon! I’m so excited!!!! <3″
And just to make things super-official, this morning Miley Cyrus Twittered her blessing for the new couple! “I miss @tracecyrus he is the best big brudder ever!!! I reallllyyyy realllyy miss @ddlovato! These 2 are the best! Couldn’t live without em!”

Well now, doesn’t that just make you want to barf rainbows? No, seriously. I was eating Fruity Pebbles when I read that twatriffic piece of drivel and it all came back up. I think Trace’s soft pink nipples are going to haunt my dreams.

With his band Metro Station at TRL MTV in Milan, Italy.