Winner of the Vegas Hot 100, Lisa Angelina. Should she have won? (The Dirty)

Britney Spears joins the Candie’s bandwagon (Right Celebrity)

Heathers sequel rumors squelched, Winona Ryder’s hopes smashed. (Socialite Life)

Who did Kelly Clarkson murder to earn her a rhinestone tear drop? (Dlisted)

Rachel Weisz calls for a Botox ban for actors. Watch out, Nicole Kidman! (Evil Beet)

Jennifer Aniston WISHES that was her boyfriend. (Hollywood Rag)

Meet the world’s strongest va-jay-jay! (College Candy)

Lily Allen yet again flashes the nip! Don’t these women know about bras?(Holy Moly!)

Janet from Three’s Company got busted for a DUI over the weekend. And she always seemed like the responsible one. (CelebNewsWire)

Those Japanese are weirdos. You can now buy your own USB ass! (omg blog)

What could be more boring than watching golf? Why, reading about it, of course! Remember to thank Justin Timberlake. (Webster’s)

Lindsay Lohan turned down an opportunity to play a stripper! Odd. (Mr. Skin)

Hofit Golan goes as a petunia to The Harry Potter premiere. (The Bastardly)