Mary-Louise Parker nude Esquire pics! (Egotastic!)

Halle Berry’s baby daddy shirtless and on display! (Popbytes)

Lady Gaga wears bondage gear to a press conference, because she’s an insufferable attention whore. (Hollywood Rag)

Peaches Geldof becomes a brainwashed robot Scientologist to impress Katie Holmes. (Holy Moly!)

Hey ladies, Edward Furlong, (that’s John Connor in T2) is single again! (Webster’s)

Times, they are rough. Carmen Electra has resorted to doing burlesque shows in Las Vegas. (CelebNewsWire)

Lady Gaga thinks the world wants to see her vagina. I’d rather see her walk off a building, but that’s just me. (IDLYITW)

Mr. Skin’s Top Celeb Nude Scenes #60-51! (Mr. Skin)

What was a Cabbage Patch Kid doing on the red carpet at the Harry Potter premiere? (The Bastardly)

Shia LaBeouf channels 1992 with his backwards adjustable cap. Nice! (Socialite Life)

Beautiful Diane Kruger Inglourious Bastards HQ pics! (UseMyComputer)

Alan Thicke makes out with G4’s Olivia Munn! (The Blemish)