S.S. Holly Madison Marries the Travelocity Gnome
Tags: Holly Madison, Hugh Hefner, las vegas, Peepshow, s.s., wedding
I’m not really sure what the hell’s going on in these pictures, aside from the obvious and terrifying figurine fetishism. I suppose it’s probably just some dumb stunt to promote Holly Madison’s involvement in “Peepshow”, which is about Vegas sluts or something like that. It might actually be a burlesque show. I have no idea, because I don’t care. Whatever — look, I get the connection between quickie nuptials and Vegas, but what the shit does the Travelocity gnome have to do with naked ladies? Who knew that little troll was such a player?
Anyway, if for some inexplicable reason you’re really interested in the goings-on of Hugh Hefner’s castoffs, there’s an article about this nonsense in the Las Vegas Sun. I didn’t read it, because words are hard and readin’s for nerds. This ass ain’t paid to think, you know?
2 Comments, Comment or Ping
Jon
Anyone else think she tool a whirl sitting on the gnome’s hat afterwards? lol
Jul 14th, 2009
anony
Well, she almost married Mr. Six from the Six Flags ads.
Jul 14th, 2009
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