HATE… haaaaaate
Tags: Lady Gaga
Hey guys, it’s Sarah again. Abby’s scheduled to be extradited this afternoon, so she should be back tomorrow. Yay! Now, in things that are far less filled with delight, here’s Lady Gaga in a wig made out of nylon Barbie hair and a skirt made out of the face of Animal from The Muppets. She fills me with so much rage I don’t even know what to do with all of it.
Dear Lady Gaga,
Don’t wear things made of Muppet. You are unworthy. Also, you might consider shaving your head and duct taping some yarn to your bald pate. It would be a vast improvement on your current hair suit. Lastly, please stop happening altogether. It would really help me out.
Kisses,
Sarah
P.S. DIE IN A FIRE YOU USELESS TROLLOP.


2 Comments, Comment or Ping
anony
Lady Gaga is still as fascinating as a stale bag of potato chips.
Jul 14th, 2009
Kuku Bananas
No kidding, the jig is up sweetheart. Go back to your mummy and daddy. And Animal…….she took that from the Peaches parody video featuring Miss Piggy. Spoilt little ID10T.
Jul 14th, 2009
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