Quickies: Ball Hogs

Jul 15, 20091

Adriana Lima grabs her lovely lady lump. (Hollywood Rag)

Jada Pinkett Smith talks about fucking Will Smith in the backseat of ~~her imagination~~ a limo. (Websters)

Sexy Monica Cruz bikini pictures! (Egotastic)

Now you can smoke Michael Jackson without touching his cremains — only $80 a quarter! (The Dirty)

Scarlett Johansson looking svelte and sexy as the new face of Mango. (UseMyComputer)

Jessica Simpson already has a new man! (CelebJihad)

Whitney Houston’s ~~wack~~ ~~on crack~~ back, baby! (omg blog)

Lindsay Lohan’s shitty Fornarina fall/winter campaign. (Socialite Life)

Holly Madison dressed like a whore. A stretch, I know. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Jennifer Aniston uses Gerard Butler for revenge! (popbytes)

Your Leighton Meester/Blake Lively Gossip Girl gettin-it-on lesbian fantasy of the week. (Bastardly)

Celebrity camel toes abound! (CityRag)

Eva Mendes’ latest Calvin Klein lingerie adverts. (popoholic)

Buxom Ballgirls of the Madrid Masters! Olé! (COED Magazine)

Can Lady Gaga get any more ridiculous? Yes. Yes, she can. (Holy Moly)

No charge for awesomeness — video of Bruno on the Howard Stern show! (Celebrity Odor)