Quickies: No Talk Turkey to Me
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Pamela Anderson works the half-bikini… and a saggy plumber’s crack. (Hollywood Rag)
Kim Kardashian is a squirter. (Bastardly)
Orlando Bloom the victim of a jewelery heist! (TMZ)
Do you really need a reason to look at Marisa Miller in a tight dress? (UseMyComputer)
AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini. Rowr. (Derek Hail)
Gerard Butler says that his beard saved “300.” Or something like that. (Agent Bedhead)
The 2009 Emmy nominations are in! (Celebitchy)
The new Harry Potter movie is the best yet! (Pajiba)
Brendan Fraser isn’t fat; he’s acting. And he’s rubber and you’re glue! (WIMB)
Miranda Kerr shows off a whole lotta side boob. (CelebSlam)
Shanna Moakler looks like a daytime hooker on a gay Indian reservation. (The Grumpiest)
Paris Hilton gets something stuck up her dress other than a penis — a camera! Didn’t see that comin’, did ya? (CelebNewsWire)
Madonna kills one and injures 6 with her music! (Holy Moly)
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