Lindsay Lohan cameltoe to start off your week! (Dirty Rotten Whore)

3 reasons WWE star Dave Batista is gay: 1) South Beach; 2) in a tiny Speedo; 3) next to a prepubescent boy. (Hollywood Rag)

Whitney Port does the bikini thing. (Socialite Life)

Stripper vs pole! (CityRag)

Plenty o’ homosexual undertones in “Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince!” (Defamer)

Ashton Kutcher almost died. (CelebSlam)

Christina Milian topless on the cover of Vibe. (Bastardly)

Why is Kim Kardashian squatting on the red carpet? (UseMyComputer)

Renee Zellweger is a lunatic germophobe. (CelebNewsWire)

Bam Magera might have OD’d. I might have cared six years ago. (The Superficial)

Lindsay Lohan as a sexy showgirl in British GQ. (Celeb Jihad)

Kelly Brook in a bikini because it’s Kelly Brook in a bikini. You’re welcome! (Celebrity Odor)

Rosario Dawson’s ass is heading due south. (The Grumpiest)

Sienna Miller’s tits nearly burned off in freak accident! (Holy Moly)

Cameron Diaz and Jude Law do the drunken booty call! (Celebitchy)

Video of Peter Andre falling off the stage during a live performance. (Seriously? OMG)

Is a Nick Lachey/Jessica Simpson reunion reality show in the works? (WIMB)