Quickies: Shaken, Not Stirred
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Spinal Tap was sheer genius; Steel Panther is complete shit. Exhibit A: (Playboy)
Eva Longoria looking unbelievably sexy and dominatrix-y in Mexican GQ. (UseMyComputer)
Mariah Carey’s new album sucks so much donkey, it’s been pushed back another month. (ICYDK)
WTF?! Megan Fox turned down the role of Bond girl! (Anything Hollywood)
Why is Beyonce dressed like a fucking motorcycle? (Holy Moly)
Foxy Sophie Monk bikini pictures just because. (Moe Jackson)
Watch LeBron James get dunked on by some amateur! (TMZ)
Breaking news — federal agents raid Michael Jackson’s doctor’s office! (The Dirty)
Meet Glen Quagmire’s dream girl. (Dirty Rotten Whore)
Karolina Kurkova gets her wings clipped — with sexy results. (Derek Hail)
Michael Jackson’s secret love child! No, seriously! (CelebNewsWire)
LeAnn Rimes can’t seem to find a goddamn bra. (Hollywood Rag)
America Idol’s ‘Bikini Girl’ Katrina Darrell on the beach in — you guessed it — a bikini. (The Grumpiest)
Dumpster diving, anyone? Leonardo DiCaprio gives Cameron Diaz a little taste of the ‘Nard Dog. (Socialite Life)
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