Nobody Cares Mischa’s Been Hospitalized
Tags: 5150, august 2009, fhm, french, mischa barton, Paris Hilton, suicide
Being forcibly removed from your home because you’re intent on killing yourself just isn’t the page turner it used to be. Just ask Mischa Barton! According to Page Six
A high-level magazine editor tells us Mischa’s publicist was pushing hard for his recently hospitalized client to land the cover on one of the celebrity weeklies. She didn’t. “As sad as Mischa’s recent problems are, what seems to be upsetting her representatives even more is that no one really cares,” said the editor.
It seems like nobody cares because no one does care. People would rather read about Robert Pattinson’s choice of hemorrhoid ointment than read about Mischa Barton’s goddamn sad feelings. At least Britney Spears had the good sense to shave herself bald and hold a minor hostage when she got dragged off to the looney bin.
Paris Hilton in FHM because even SHE is more interesting that Mischa Barton:
2 Comments, Comment or Ping
HOW CUM
I care.
Mischa Barton is in my prayers, she needs to get clean.
Paris Hilton is in my prayers, ever since she declared “dying, the new black”.
Robert Pattinson? Well Comic Con went bonkers, chaos-screaming-mad today, over the New Moon’s cast appearance.
Jul 23rd, 2009
Jon
I don’t care, if you’re that messed up, be gone!!!! muahahaha
Jul 24th, 2009
Reply to “Nobody Cares Mischa’s Been Hospitalized”