Katie Holmes on So You Think You Can Dance: The Video

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Katie Holmes danced and sang her way through a Judy Garland tribute on the 100th episode of Fox’s “So You Think You Can Dance” last night to promote her new charity, The Dizzy Feet Foundation, which helps underprivileged children “experience dancing.” Because if there’s anything poor kids are sorely lacking these days, it’s knowing how to do the Cha-Cha and the Watusi. The Daily Mail says

The routine begins with Katie, dressed in a retro 1940s white skirt suit, stepping out of a classic car onto a pebbled street.

She then leans against a lamp post and begins singing the legend’s famous lyrics.

The scene then switches to a stage routine, with Katie dressed in little more than a hat, black tuxedo jacket and fishnets.

As she high-kicks her way through the song, she’s surrounded by muscular male dancers.

Belting out Judy Garland in a pair of fishnets surrounded by sweaty gyrating mens sounds less like a foray into charity and more like Tom Cruise’s wet dream magically come to life. You know what they say — if you can’t live vicariously through your children, live vicariously through your handler-screened animatronic shell of a wife! Or something like that.

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7 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Jon

    That was horrible. She should get back on the mothership and go back to mars.

  2. les

    She SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Cristina

    Wow! Is it me or does this woman have absolutely NO sex appeal???

    Boooooooorrriiiinnnnnnnggggg!

  4. I think Katie Holmes did a great job. It was also for a worthy cause.
    It was very brave of her to attempt the dance, Fred Astaire style and with so much enthusiasm and self-confidence. Lots of applause for Katie.

  5. Chadwick Prusha

    Katie Holmes SEX-video-scandal!!

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  6. batman

    this young woman is very talented, incredibly sexy and has a decent singing voice…she is an actress who will one day be cast in the perfect role for her and you katie-haters will eat your words…i can’t understand why so many people put her down…unless it’s pure jealousy…suck it up katie-haters, she has more talent in her little finger than all of you crackheads combine.

  7. Julie Bradshaw

    I have always loved Katie Holmes back in her Dawsons Creek Days. I think she did a great job. Good singer and great dancer. Good on her.

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