Jude Law Has a New Bastard Child on the Way
Tags: bastard, child, illegitimate, jude law
It’s that special time in Jude Law’s life — the time when a man reaps the wages of being too drunk to use a rubber when he banged some skank he picked up at a bar. I’m pretty sure Hallmark makes a card for it. His spokesperson said in a statement:
“Jude Law can confirm that, following a relationship last year, he has been advised that he is to be the father of a child due in the fall of this year. Mr. Law is no longer in a relationship with the individual concerned but he intends to be a fully supportive part of the child’s life. This is an entirely private matter and no other statements will be made.”
Make no mistake about it: God punishes you for having sex with fat chicks. Just ask Tom Arnold.
Looking just as surprised that he has fans as I am:
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin Online
2 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
I don’t think “alleyway screw” qualifies as a “relationship”.
Jul 30th, 2009
knows to much
he knocked up rachel mcadams sister
Jul 30th, 2009
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