Samantha Burke is Jude Law’s Baby Mama

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You can breathe a sigh of relief — it wasn’t the fat chick after all. Jude Law’s baby mama is actually an “aspiring model/actress” (surprise, surprise) named Samantha Burke. TMZ says

Our sources say DNA tests [confirm that] Jude’s the daddy. Burke’s due date is October 6th… she’s expecting a girl she will name Sophia.

Burke’s attorneys [said], “Ms. Burke can confirm that she did in fact have a relationship with Mr. Law and that she has informed Mr. Law that she is expecting his child later this fall. Since informing Mr. Law of the pregnancy, he has been nothing but responsive and supportive of Ms. Burke and the pregnancy.”

However, today a source told The Sun

‘There is a high-powered lawyer in the girl’s family who is getting involved and Jude is terrified he will be financially cleaned out. Her family are also furious and upset that Jude has had his way and disappeared… with no further contact.’

The newspaper also claimed that Miss Burke wants a ‘large maintenance payment and total financial costs, including a percentage of Jude’s future earnings, to be agreed in writing.’

So she’s not as dumb as she looks after all! Clever girl. There’s a lot of money to be made in being a mother. If you can’t sell them to a sweatshop in Bangladesh or whore them out in a Thai brothel, children make fantastic pawns in divorce court. I call my oldest one my “ace in the hole!”

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