Joe Jonas keeps it all in the family by dating his fellow Disney sister. (Wonderwall)

Ashley Tisdale’s shitty nose job from a thousand different angles. (UseMyComputer)

The 2009 MTV Video Music Award nominations! Or as I like to call it, crap, crap and more crap. (Allie is Wired)

Because the appropriate 30 days has past, all the best dead Michael Jackson jokes. (CelebJihad)

See what Dane Cook’s groupies look like. “Cheap whores” is a good start. (The Dirty)

Lou Diamond Phillips NAKED! (omg blog)

Tommy Lee is back to eating on Pamela Anderson, and here’s the picture to prove it. (Websters)

Brooke Hogan’s album sells a whopping 3,381 copies. Probably because she’s so disgustingly sweaty in these pictures. (Hollywood Rag)

Ashton Kutcher is sleeping his way to the top! (Socialite Life)

Adrienne Curry looking unbelievably hot in a black bikini. (Moe Jackson)

Ashlee Tisdale topless bikini pictures! (The Grumpiest)

The new G.I. Joe movie sucks so bad that they’re not releasing it for critics to bash. (Seriously? OMG)

Jason Wahler gets drunk and attacks someone with his shoe. And possibly his face impetigo. (ICYDK)

Angelina Jolie snubbed by Vanity Fair! (Celebitchy)

Now you can see exactly what Britney Spears’ ass sweat looks like. (CityRag)

Tricia Helfer looks like she was assembled in a plastics factory by aliens posing as migrant workers. (Dirty Rotten Whore)