A former patient and intern of Dr. Phil McGraw’s has come forward with claims that he repeatedly fondled and sexually abused her while she was being treated by him. According to the National Enquirer”

44-year old Sarah Morrison was a college sophomore when she sought treatment from Dr. Phil in 1984.

“I suffered from low self-esteem, and I was depressed, lonely and suicidal,” recalled Sara. “Phil was extremely insistent that I see [him] three or four times a week - as a patient.”

In a highly unethical move, he paid Sara to work as his intern, while charging her as a patient at the same time.

“The first day I showed up for work, Phil had his hands all over me,” she recalled. “Phil would pull me down to sit in his lap while he talked on the phone to patients, other doctors, even his wife! He’d be running his hand up and down the inside of my thigh all the way up to my panties.”

At the time, the then 34-year-old psychologist and his second wife Robin had been married for eight years.

I always knew that Dr. Phil was a wormy bastard. The mock turtleneck is a dead giveaway. Nobody but serial killers and English professors and frumpy middle-aged women wear those hideousities. Throw a mustache into the mix and you might as well be standing on a playground with your pants around your ankles doing the “wiener helicopter” in front a bunch of terrified little old ladies. It’s the only way it’d be more obvious that you were a gigantic pervert.

Russell Crowe as Robin Hood because he’s not wearing a mock turtleneck: