Angelina Jolie’s evil twin lives!!! (The Dirty)

Gemma Atkinson in an itty bitty blue bikini. (glamzilla)

Joanna Krupa must have got her dress from the Ghetto-Fabalus Dress Barn. (Hollywood Rag)

Megan Fox talks about how much she hates being compared to Angelina Jolie, marking the 4,567th time she’s brought up Angelina Jolie in an interview. (CelebJihad)

What famous British pop star/model is replacing Paula Abdul on Idol? (CelebSlam)

And you though Kelly Osbourne couldn’t possibly get any uglier. You were wrong. (Moe Jackson)

Aliens in the Attic — come for the kids, stay for the douche. (Pajiba)

Hey, look — Miley Cyrus’ little sister on a stripper pole. Way to get a leg up on the biz! (WIMB)

Nothing gets between Lindsay and her Calvins… except her tiara. (popoholic)

Salma Hayek boobs, butt and bush bonanza! (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Steven Tyler fell down, and he couldn’t get up! Getting old sucks. (IDLYITW)

Cindy Crawford can still rock a bikini. (Socialite Life)

You are not a true Jack Bauer fan unless you have this shirt. Period. (Holy Moly!)

Leighton Meester says the sex tape is a fake. The screen caps were real, but not the video itself. Dumbass. (CelebNewsWire)