Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt douche it up at the G.I. Joe premiere to pimp out Heidi’s weirdly off-putting dirt covered Playboy spread. (WIMB)

Speaking of G.I. Joe, this is by far the most honest review I’ve seen of the movie.  (Pajiba)

Lily Allen flashes a nipple for the four trillionth time at the Montreaux Jazz Festival, and still manages to be cute as hell doing it. (HolyMoly)

Jessica Simpson looks like manic depressive ass. (GoFugYourself)

The stories about Lady Gaga being a hermaphrodite are fake, but I honestly couldn’t care less because I totally hate Lady Gaga regardless whether it’s a she or a him. (Celebitchy)

Conan O’Brien shot Tom Cruise out of a cannon.  Well, sort of. (AgentBedhead)

Sting gets up close and personal with Cindy Crawford’s husband. (WWTDD)

I’ve never seen “Gossip Girl” before, and a guest appearance by Tyra Banks dressed as the Oompa Loompa version of the Grim Reaper is probably not gonna get me to tune in. (Popbytes)

Jada Pinkett Smith just won’t quit the TMI about her sex life with husband Will Smith. (Scandalist)

Taylor Momsen recently turned 16, and is celebrating by increasing the (already alarmingly high) whore factor in her wardrobe. (DrunkenStepfather)

I barely remember who Emmy Rossum is, but apparently she broke up with her boyfriend. (ICYDK)

Ryan Gosling on a motorcycle in a sleeveless shirt. (Lainey)

Christina Hendricks in Esquire. (FListed)

Vanity Fair hates Gwyneth Paltrow’s pretentious GOOPy ass just as much of the rest of us. (VanityFair)

Milla Jovovich at the premiere of A Perfect Getaway. (HollywoodRag)

Lindsay Lohan is going bald. (IDLYITW)

And in other Lindsay news, she’s still utterly lacking in self awareness, but makes up for it by being batshit insane and completely unstable. (EvilBeet)

Because the universe has a sense of humour, Katie Price is a bestselling author. (Allie)