Dane Cook Burns Vanessa Hudgens at Teen Choice Awards

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If you watched the Kids Teen Choice Awards last night, you’re either 1) in middle school; 2) gay; or 3) gay and in middle school. But that’s not the point here. The point is, even if you did watch the show, this little clip of Dane Cook telling Vanessa Hudgens, “Girl, you gots to keep yo clothes on! Phones are for phone calls, girl!” was noticeably absent. That’s because Fox cut it from the broadcast, which was actually filmed Sunday night. But thanks to the power of the internet, you still get to see Vanessa Hudgens’ stupid face when he calls her out for those topless pics in front of an entire theater audience of her peers. Interestingly, this marks the first time in my life that I’ve watched anything starring Dane Cook for more than 0.03 seconds. It has to be one for the books, people!

UPDATE: I mistakenly wrote “Kids Choice Awards” instead of “Teen Choice Awards.” To those of you who noticed and sent me outraged indecipherable text speak emails: you’re fags. Duly noted.

At the KCAs TCAs:

dane cook vanessa hudgens kids choice awards 1dane cook vanessa hudgens kids choice awards 2dane cook vanessa hudgens kids choice awards 3dane cook vanessa hudgens kids choice awards 4dane cook vanessa hudgens kids choice awards 5dane cook vanessa hudgens kids choice awards 6

13 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Andie

    Ok, it was The Teen Choice Awards, douche!

  2. Jon

    Shame…in fact that was one of the funniest things I’ve seen all day.

  3. bobbie

    Its true what he said, he had the nerve to say what every1 else was thinking.

  4. Dane Cook Burns Vanessa Hudgens at Teen Choice Awards, check the pics in question!

  5. Rita

    HE IS A ASSHOLE.

  6. Rita

    I’M SO GLAD Fox had cut it! :)

  7. mariel

    hahahahahahaha, that’s hilarioiusssss:a

  8. Joe Greenspan

    Vanessa Hudgens in swimming pool absolutely naked!!
    VIDEO:

    http://vanessa-hudgens-hot-tape.blogspot.com/?id=16605831&s=y

  9. I didnt loved Teen Choice AAWARDS

  10. why why she knew about Focking you..

  11. of course she knew that about that…Now Yeah..

  12. why why she knew about focking crazy lovers someone told me that,I was like bewared someone huh,I was huh….
    But I know that right about who1s focking you someone liked…
    Comedy central perharts with some…Britney Spears and Slime Shady…

  13. yes it was some slim shady rappers guns and I know who`s?
    maybe some idiots something like news teller her this repeat it well..
    but i couldnt been whiles seems this him aint your weee………

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