Dane Cook Burns Vanessa Hudgens at Teen Choice Awards
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If you watched the Kids Teen Choice Awards last night, you’re either 1) in middle school; 2) gay; or 3) gay and in middle school. But that’s not the point here. The point is, even if you did watch the show, this little clip of Dane Cook telling Vanessa Hudgens, “Girl, you gots to keep yo clothes on! Phones are for phone calls, girl!” was noticeably absent. That’s because Fox cut it from the broadcast, which was actually filmed Sunday night. But thanks to the power of the internet, you still get to see Vanessa Hudgens’ stupid face when he calls her out for those topless pics in front of an entire theater audience of her peers. Interestingly, this marks the first time in my life that I’ve watched anything starring Dane Cook for more than 0.03 seconds. It has to be one for the books, people!
UPDATE: I mistakenly wrote “Kids Choice Awards” instead of “Teen Choice Awards.” To those of you who noticed and sent me outraged indecipherable text speak emails: you’re fags. Duly noted.
At the KCAs TCAs:

13 Comments, Comment or Ping
Andie
Ok, it was The Teen Choice Awards, douche!
Aug 11th, 2009
Jon
Shame…in fact that was one of the funniest things I’ve seen all day.
Aug 11th, 2009
bobbie
Its true what he said, he had the nerve to say what every1 else was thinking.
Aug 12th, 2009
Vanessa Hudgens pics are here
Dane Cook Burns Vanessa Hudgens at Teen Choice Awards, check the pics in question!
Aug 13th, 2009
Rita
HE IS A ASSHOLE.
Aug 14th, 2009
Rita
I’M SO GLAD Fox had cut it!
Aug 14th, 2009
mariel
hahahahahahaha, that’s hilarioiusssss:a
Aug 17th, 2009
Joe Greenspan
Vanessa Hudgens in swimming pool absolutely naked!!
VIDEO:
http://vanessa-hudgens-hot-tape.blogspot.com/?id=16605831&s=y
Oct 5th, 2009
sweetgirl
I didnt loved Teen Choice AAWARDS
Feb 7th, 2010
sweet_girls_girl
why why she knew about Focking you..
Feb 24th, 2010
sweet_girls_girls
of course she knew that about that…Now Yeah..
Feb 24th, 2010
sweet_girls_girls
why why she knew about focking crazy lovers someone told me that,I was like bewared someone huh,I was huh….
But I know that right about who1s focking you someone liked…
Comedy central perharts with some…Britney Spears and Slime Shady…
Feb 24th, 2010
sweet_girl_candy
yes it was some slim shady rappers guns and I know who`s?
maybe some idiots something like news teller her this repeat it well..
but i couldnt been whiles seems this him aint your weee………
Feb 25th, 2010
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