Diane Kruger opens up — but not in the way you’re thinking, pervert. (Playboy)

Joanna Krupa looks incredible in Jack Off magazine. (Popoholic)

Kim Kardashian goes blonde, and this time it’s not a wig. (Pacific Coast News)

Kate Hudson is hungry for A-Rod’s seed! (The Blemish)

Lady Gaga says she would rather be naked. I say I’d rather her be dead. We can’t all get our wish, Gaga. (WIMB)

Fergie says she and Josh Duhamel CAN have a baby, even with her testicles. (Socialite Life)

Brad Pitt divulges all his secret spots for porking Angelina! (Hollywood Rag)

Paula Rubio bikini pics from Ibiza — ow! (Moe Jackson)

Lily Allen continues the fucking ridiculous eye makeup trend. (Holy Moly)

Heather Graham in a seriously short dress — and bonus nude footage! (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Funny nudist vacation photos! (CityRag)

Nia Long gets photoshopped for PETA. (Gone Hollywood)

Is Kourtney Kardashian bisexual? (Bricks and Stones)

Christina Ricci does a bang-up job of reinventing herself. (UseMyComputer)

Paula Abdul gets a guest spot on Ugly Betty! (Allie is Wired)

Why is the cast of Full House united under an enormous bra? (TMZ)

G.I. Joe suckles the brain-dead teat of the popcorn clap-your-hands-cause-it-went-boom crowd. (Pajiba)