Quickies: It’s My Party and I’ll Cry if I Want To

Aug 13, 20090

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Jessica Alba sexxxy in an Esquire photoshoot. (Glamzilla)

Find out what Kendra Wilkinson’s having! (Wonderwall)

Brad Pitt basically breaks up with Angelina on live TV. (Bitten and Bound)

Seth McFarlane officially outs Stewie as a gay! (Celebitchy)

Paris Hilton saggy bikini pictures. (The Grumpiest)

Mischa Barton has puffy party-hat nips. (CelebSlam)

Milla Jovovich still incredibly sexy in Maxim magazine. (CelebNewsWire)

Lady Gaga does Out magazine but keeps her penis in. (Celebrity Odor)

Is Posh going to stay on as a full-time American Idol judge? (Celeb Jihad)

Elle McPherson nips out on the set of The Beautiful Life. (UseMyComputer)

Keanu Reeves, Tom Green, or Hasidic rabbi? Only his barber knows for sure! (Seriously?OMG)

Vintage Carmen Electra bikini pics! (Moe Jackson)

Megan Fox makes a PSA for all the dorks and losers out there. That means you. (Hollywood Rag)

Heidi Pratt claims to have 30 orgasms a day. (WIMB)

Erica Bana looks do-ably dapper at “The Time Traveler’s Wife” premiere. (Socialite Life)

Dirty penis aler: James Blunt tried to pork Sienna Miller. (Holy Moly)