Quickies: Beauty, Mate!
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Britney Spears oiling up in a hot pink bikini. (The Blemish)
And speaking of bikinis, here’s Kristin Cavallari in one. (Glamzilla)
A stingray has the chance to kill Paris Hilton and fails. Way to suck, stingray! (WIMB)
District 9 is every bit as awesome as you thought — and then some! (Pajiba)
Madonna turns 51 in Poland, and then Poland turns on her. Ha ha, word play! (Socialite Life)
Old cronie-off: Pamela Anderson and Suzanne Sommers! (Hollywood Rag)
Katy Perry prayed to God for big tits and got ‘em. Amen! (Moe Jackson)
See what shape Spencer Pratt’s birthday cake is in the shape of. Here’s a hint: it’s not a penis or a douchebag! (CelebSlam)
George Michael gets smashed and then smashes up his car. Again. (The Fab Life)
How to Date out of Your League! Don’t they usually just call it rohypnol? (COED Magazine)
Caroline Murphy in Italian Vogue will make your pants feel funny. (Use MyComputer)
Watch the six-minute film “Alive in Joburg” on which “District 9″ was based. (Celebrity Odor)
Jessica Simpson dressed up as a geisha for her crappy new show. (CityRag)
I guess it’s easy to make $40 g’s a year when you’ve got 40 GG sized breasts. (The Dirty)
Alyssa Milano got married! No, Mona was not there. (Post Chronicle)
Shauna Sand in — what else? — a bikini. Ugh. (Dirty Rotten Whore)
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