That’s Not Keira Knightley’s Boob

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Keira Knightley’s latest ad campaign for Chanel’s Coco Mademoiselle has been unveiled, and the boob they use in the photo (right) does not belong to Keira Knightley (left). I know for a fact that’s not what her tits look like. And not just because I look through her window with a high-powered infrared telescope from a park a mile due south of her flat, either. That’s just a lucky coincidence. Like they say, the proof is in the pudding!*

* Which I also know for a fact she doesn’t eat, thanks to my handy telescope.

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3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Jon

    Since shes at flat as a 10 year old boy, I think this is obvious. They probably used one of those funhouse image skewing things to pull her real boob into a more fuller one. Either way, I think she lost her already limited appeal many moons ago.

  2. abby

    Nothing you see in print ads is real anymore.

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