Jessica Alba on the set of Machete. (Use My Computer)

Quentin Tarrantino said that Brad Pitt gave him hash and a soda can to smoke it out of. (CityRag)

Naomi Campbell flashes her crotch… again. (Hollywood Rag)

Breaking news — Tori Spelling still looks revolting in a bikini! (Holy Moly!)

Benji Madden dressed as a corporate clown. There’s a real stretch for ya. (Socialite Life)

Jennifer Aniston direct quote: “What does Renee Zellweger have that I don’t?” (WIMB)

“Bandslam” is 111 minutes long. This is 81 minutes more than necessary. (Pajiba)

The most beautiful black woman in the world is named Jessica White. Ah, irony, you never let us down! (Moe Jackson)

Cindy Crawford and Claudia Schiffer without makeup… and they look fucking perfect. Bitches. (Velvet)

Courtney Love gets under a turtle’s ass and takes a picture for posterity. (Best Week Ever)

Claire Danes says she now believes in monogamy. Being a whoring homewrecker can do that to a girl. (Celebitchy)

Jude Law is coming back to Broadway! Presumably to get laid by a stranger. (popbytes)

Kelly Brook is on vacation and in a bikini. You’re welcome. (CelebSlam)

Heidi Montag getting her dance rehearsal on. (Celebrity Odor)

Levi McConaughey is possibly the cutest celebrity toddler ever. (Bricks and Stones)

That NY photographer who takes pictures of naked chicks on subways’ exhibit open today. (Bitten and Bound)

The Rolling Stones star in Cocksucker Blues. (The Rad Report)

Naked pictures of Jackie Kennedy found in Andy Warhol’s junk! (Celeb Jihad)

Alexa Vega all grown up and hot as hell. (Dirty Rotten Whore)