It’s a sad day when Tinseltown deems you too whorish and used up to play the role of a teenage slut, but that’s just what happened to Lindsay Lohan. According to the Post Chronicle

Lindsay Lohan has been snubbed for a new film role about a sexually curious teen after producers ruled the troubled star is too “jaded” to play the part.

["Undiscovered Gyrl"] writer Allison Burnett revealed she’s passed up the actress as a prospect in a movie adaptation of her novel about a teen blogging about her sexual coming-of-age.

Burnett [said], “(Lohan) is a wonderful actress, but her ‘baggage’ would only work against her.”

All is not lost here, Lindsay. If Hollywood needs someone to play, I don’t know… a down-on-her-luck lot lizard with a heart of gold, or maybe a meth addict stripper-turned-pornstar on the brink of a nervous breakdown, well, they’ve got their girl!

Shopping with her new fake lips and a see-through shirt yesterday:

PHOTO SOURCE: Splash News, Bauer-Griffin