Ashlee Simpson is Drunk Again

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Jessica isn’t the only Simpson girl who likes her booze — little sister Ashlee got shit-faced at a nightclub over the weekend for the third time in two weeks. Pacific Coast News says

The slim “Melrose Place” star looked very tired as she left popular night spot [Bardot], stumbling on her way out. Ashlee’s friend helped the star out as she clambered into their car, making sure she kept Ashlee’s skirt under control so she didn’t suffer an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction.

Boy, I sure wish I’d had my own personal leg closer back in college. It probably would’ve saved me a case of chlamydia and a couple of bastard children. Toss in professional hair-holder-backer/turn-her-on-her-side-so-she-doesn’t-aspirate-her-own-vomiter and I’d have been practically invincible freshman year.

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PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

5 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. anony

    Has Cokemom been drinking?
    Isn’t that cute?!!?
    Her nose is still red, if you notice…

  2. Jon

    The moral of the story, I gotta get Abby a bottle of tequilla and we could have a pleasant evening ;-)

  3. d00d

    unrecognizable and uninteresting?

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