Helena Bonham Carter is Dead Sexxxy

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It should be a crime to be as sexy as Helena Bonham Carter in that swimming suit. No, seriously. The kind that lands you jail time and a public caning or something with stocks and a pillory and a Puritanical mob armed with overripe fruit. That shit’s just revolting.

Helena and the kiddies on Malibu Beach this past weekend:

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PHOTO SOURCE: Splash News

13 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Jon

    Thanks, I needed to toss my lunch…

  2. helluvadrug

    I think she looks pretty good. Not Kelly Brook, but pretty good for a mom.

  3. HOW CUM

    By “dead” you perhaps are referring to the mystical eye of the Swamp Witch in Big Fish (2003), that revealed to those who gazed into it, the moment and manner of their deaths. HBC was splendid in that role as well as her additional roles in <Big Fish, as a young and older Jenny.

    Thinking back on that marvelous Tim Burton movie now, there were giants in Big Fish, such as Albert Finney, (although I think he has his most memorable line, “Stop that train!”, in a different film, The Dresser {1983}, where he stops a moving train with his thundering, commanding voice-from-the-theater).

    Another now giant in Big Fish was a then young Miley Cyrus.

  4. joecoz

    Her as Bellatrix Lestrange is a clear upgrade.

  5. Judi

    She looks like anybody else lol. She looks 40ish. Her bathing suit isn’t fitting correctly. I would never guess she was some celebrity. She looks like an average Mom. I will not say she looks good or looks bad she looks normal.

  6. MISSW

    I think its wonderfully refreshing to see a “mother” who is not the size of a cocktail stick, and who is clearly spending time on looking after her children rather than conforming to the stupid, fake, plastic, desperado look.

    I’m 34 and would never get in a bathing suit…

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  8. stanze

    down to earth, true to herself and normal. i wish more celebs would be like that. i mean, come on people, it’s a JOB. a well paid job, hands down, but really, those are people like me and you and i think they shouldn’t be treated otherwise.

    i mean, is it so shocking that a mother of two children doesn’t look model-like? models are overrated anyway.

  9. JOCELYN

    Ok. Honestly, I am so sick of reading articles bashing Helena. Ever since she came to California to vacation with her family, articles and paps and others have been having a field day with her. It isn’t fair. having two kids your body IS going to change. Maybe the bathing suit doesn’t fit that well or suit her body type as well…but who cares honestly? She is 43 years old and still looks great. OMH she has cellulite!!! Well so does about 99.9% of the female body!!! Let her be. She is a positive role model for young women and older women alike. She is out with her family having fun and of course under harsh lighting and taking a pic at a bad angle of course people are going to talk crap. IF you see pics of her from last month’ HBP premiere you can clearly see that this woman is still gorgeous as ever. Its a shame the moment she comes to the USA she gets all this attention and 90% of the articles have all been negative against her body, look and clothes. She is more than that. Way more! Maybe lets do another article that actually says something positive about Helena for a change shall we?”

  10. HBCFan42

    Agreed 100% Jocelyn!! But heres what I have to say-
    the person who took this pic and the people bashing Helena are COMPLETE BITCHES!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP I BET YOU HAVE A HUGE FAT ASS WITH 300 TIMES MORE CELLULITE!! IF YOU WANT TO MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE’S BODY THAN MAKE FUN OF YOUR MOMMA’S. FUCK OFF AND LEAVE HELENA ALONE. SHE IS AMAZING AND TALENTED AND BEAUTIFUL!!!

    ok I’m done

  11. Mrs. X

    OMG TOTALY AGREED JOCELYN! You’ve said everything. And I had to laugh about HBCFAN42s post, great one! :D

    I love Helena for being like this. I’m 17 years old and.. I own something that is called ‘brain’. Like Helena said, she’s not a mannequin - she does not wear clothes people want her to wear. She wears things she wants to wear and does things in her way.

    Role-model against mainstreamness, brain-loss, peer-pressure, bulimia-models and all the other stuff.

    GO HELENA!

  12. Caldlo

    She is a mom of two already and she is said to be pregnant in this photo. Does anyone look great while prego? No they dont. So until one of you looks “Sexxxy” while you are pregnant you can all shut your faces. I think she is beautiful.

  13. Lindsey

    Helena is fucking perfect! shes my role model and i would kill to be half as beautiful as she is! and half as talented! i have no idea why people hate on her so much..shes different..so what. unique is a good change! so may not weigh 100 lbs but i dont give a flying fuck. shes perfect to me and everyone who has something nasty to say about her when shes more focused on her family than her body can lick my pale ass..

    :)

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