Lindsay’s Stolen Goods Might Include a Sex Tape
Tags: break-in, leaked, Lindsay Lohan, naked, nude, photos, pictures, robbery, sex tape, stolen, theft, topless
A wall safe and a couple of watches were stolen when three men broke into Lindsay Lohan’s house over the weekend, but you didn’t think there was actually money or jewelery in the safe, did you? Ha ha, of course not! It’s Lindsay Lohan! We all know she hasn’t gotten paid in months. According to the Chicago Sun-Times
The real reason Lindsay Lohan is so upset about the theft of the safe from her L.A. house is the contents included some very incriminating videos and photos, plus legal documents, that LiLo believes could cause embarrassment if made public.
The shit’s about to hit the fan, and what Lindsay needs now more than ever is a real mother. That leathery old bag she’s got flapping around her when the cameras are rolling doesn’t count. She needs somebody without an agenda. Someone to pick her up when she falls face-first on a penis. Someone with direction and compassion. Someone who’s proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that they have what it takes to care for other people. And I don’t like to brag, but I’ve proven that to Child Protective Services like three times in the last year and a half. Call me, Linz!
UPDATE: Lindsay just kinda confirmed this, tweeting “i know it was not a ROBBERY. electronics weren’t taken… just things that a certain old friend knew meant a lot to me.” Read: nekkid pictures.
Looking high as a kite while shopping last week:
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin
2 Comments, Comment or Ping
gondi
lots of celebrity sex tapes and explicit paparazzi photos at
http://babylon-x.org.uk <<
enjoy)
Sep 21st, 2009
Rob K
It’s been leaked here. The only link I found that is up to date. Get it before the link changes.
http://tinyurl.com/ybbrzcc
Nov 25th, 2009
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