Aug 26, 2009

Michael Jackson Still Alive: The Video

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Here it is: irrefutable proof that Michael Jackson is still alive. An (undated) video of a man (or woman) getting out of the L.A. coroner’s van (dry cleaning van?) and being furtively escorted into a parking garage (south entrance, next to Macy’s) … while wearing black pants and a white t-shirt! Ha ha! You know who else wore a white t-shirt and black pants? Michael Jackson. The Prime Directive has obviously been breached! The Michael Jackson Tribute Special has aired too soon! By the rings of Trelkis III, I must go back to the future and warn NBC, or all could be lost forever!

10 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Nadine

    Silly as the belief he’s alive is, i am the type to feel ‘until i’ve seen a body’

    I dont believe he ever planned to do the O2 concerts and he was JUST a weird enough guy to go to the extremes of faking his death to get out of them

    Aug 26th, 2009

  2. abby

    Touché.

    Aug 26th, 2009

  3. Jason

    Does anybody honestly give a fuck? This country’s obsession with a drug abusing, child molesting, race changing asshole makes me want to go on a murderous rampage.

    Aug 27th, 2009

  4. emma

    Really who gives!! anyone who thinks he is alive is either a really hopeful fan or mad! why would he put his fans and children through all this!? he is gone get over it

    r.i.p mike…

    though on the other hand anything is possible… i mean it is mj we r talking about!

    Aug 27th, 2009

  5. doodie

    No no, he is alive. They found him in the woods. Then he jumped out and killed some dude!

    http://doodiepants.com/2009/08/27/michael-jackson-is-alive-and-well/

    Aug 29th, 2009

  6. anyka

    hey! if M.J DID SOMETHING LIKE THAT HE IS SUPPER MAD…. AND HE WILL HAVE TO PAY LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY TO INSURANCE COMPANY AND OTHER PEOPLE.
    SO i REALLY THINKS THAT HE IS DEAD. AND i AM SEVEN YEARS.. SO YOU BIG PEOPLE OUT THERE STOP FLIPPING WITH OUR MINDS AND HEART. AND LET THE KING OF POP REST IN PEACE.. OK.. MUMMY IS THIS CORRECT?

    Sep 9th, 2009

  7. quiet observer

    Whether it is real or isn’t, just let the guy have some peace for once

    Sep 25th, 2009

  8. Doodie

    Peace?….he’s dead. What other people do is inconsequential.

    Oct 7th, 2009

  9. Desirae Frye

    check out the picks from trasport from the van to the morg hre got out look behide the door u will see

    Dec 9th, 2009

  10. Ali

    the guy recording seemed really scared by the way he was breathing. and the guy who got out the van left quick. maybe it was michael

    Jan 10th, 2010

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