Quickies: Fruit Baskets

Aug 26, 20090

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Lady Gaga gets away with breaking people’s ankles. (The Blemish)

I didn’t think it was possible for AnnaLynne McCord not to look hot, but that douchey hat does the trick. (The Grumpiest)

Megan Fox is going to be the new Catwoman! (Holy Moly!)

Some heartless bastard ripped the sleeves clean off Hayden Panettiere’s dress. (Hollywood PQ)

Rihanna steals Aladdin’s outfit and passes it off as her own. Street rat! (Moe Jackson)

Kendra and Kourtney talk breast-feeding with fake tits! Is there a video tutorial we can watch? (WIMB)

K-Fed has gotten so fat, he looks like a damn tick. (CelebSlam)

The only man I’ve ever seen look at Jessica Simpson more lovingly than her own father — this guy. (Celebrity Odor)

Hilary Duff is fat. There, I said it. (Hollywood Tuna)

Chris Brown gets community service and five years probation for beating the hell out of Rihanna. (CelebJihad)

The Top Ten Fakest Celebrity Lips Ever! (CelebNewsWire)

Japanese-alien hybrid fellates a banana! You don’t even want to know what she did with that zucchini squash. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

What’s gayer than gay? A Fall Out Boy mug shot! (TMZ)

Shauna Sand’s lips just went from “bee-stung” to “Portuguese Man of War-stung.” Yikes. (Hollywood Rag)

Mila Kunis lookin’ mighty fine at the Extract premiere in L.A. (UseMyComputer)

Neal Bledsoe has a gay kiss with Ed Westwick on Gossip Girl. Funny, I thought Gossip Girl was plenty gay on its own. (Socialite Life)