Senator Ted Kennedy Dies at Age 77
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Senator Edward “Ted” Kennedy passed away on Tuesday after suffering from a brain tumor. He was 77 years old. People Magazine reports
“Edward M. Kennedy – the husband, father, grandfather, brother and uncle we loved so deeply – died late Tuesday night at home in Hyannis Port,” his family said in a statement. “We’ve lost the irreplaceable center of our family and joyous light in our lives, but the inspiration of his faith, optimism, and perseverance will live on in our hearts forever.
And don’t let’s forget the inspiration of his leaving a woman to drown after driving his Oldsmobile off a bridge, or his legacy of sexual assault, crippling alcoholism, and all-around whoremongering. I just hope they have enough room to fit all that on his tombstone at Arlington.
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
Syd
Finally! Somebody who isn’t afraid to write the truth.
Aug 26th, 2009
abby
Thank you. I consider myself the Gandhi of gossip.
Aug 26th, 2009
Bjorn
In his honor, pants will be at half-mast today.
Aug 26th, 2009
abby
Out-fucking-standing, Bjorn!
Aug 26th, 2009
Jon
lol…My thoughts exactly. Ted Kennedy was no hero. His brothers likely saved us all from a nuclear holocaust, but all this fat schlub did was drown a hooker.
Aug 26th, 2009
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