Anna Heche Rants About Ex-Husband on Letterman
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Anne Heche wouldn’t shut the fuck up about ex-husband Coley Lafoon on The Late Show with David Letterman last night. People Magazine says
“Can you say ‘lazy ass’ on TV?” Heche, 40, asked when he inquired about her ex, the father of her 7-year-old son, Homer.
When asked by Letterman what Laffoon does for a living, Heche [told] the audience: “He goes out to the mailbox and he opens up the little mailbox door and goes, ‘Oh! I got a check from Anne! Oh! I got a check from Anne! Yay!’ ”
“Don’t get married,” the actress advised. “Forever engaged is a wonderful romantic thing to do.”
Hey, remember that time Anne Heche said she was God and that she would take everyone back to heaven in her spaceship as soon as she took a shower at the house of the stranger onto whose doorstep she’d wandered? It was right after she took a bunch of ecstasy and recovered the repressed memory about her gay father molesting her and giving her herpes. But no, let’s talk about her vitriol for her ex-husband instead. That stuff’s waaay more interesting.
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
Jon
The song Crazy Bitch comes to mind when watching this one talk.
Aug 27th, 2009
MT Guy
Hmmmm… I’m not seeing what other folks are here. Her voice sounds high but I think that’s because she’s tense being on the show.
However, being a divorced person myself, if the event is fairly recent, you can feel tense just from that.
Let’s get down to some meat, shall we? If my name was Coley Laffoon, I’d be changin’ it r-e-a-l soon, you know what I’m sayin’? And it sounds like he’s getting checks from Anne? That’s a real man there, my friends. Just because she has money doesn’t mean you should help yourself to it when it’s over between you.
Lastly, taking Anne’s words literally is pretty inane. She’s being sarcastic, just in case you didn’t pick up on that. However, if I were a gal, I wouldn’t have too much patience with an ex who was inviting me to his activities on the weekends either. Note to Anne’s ex: she spent money to get rid of you — move on, big fella. You’re last week’s news…
Aug 27th, 2009
abby
I just want to hear about the whole “I’m God on ecstasy, I have herpes and I need a shower” bit. I don’t give a rat’s ass about her ex-husband or his spousal support issues. I also don’t care about her average monthly heating bill or her current internet provider.
Aug 27th, 2009
joecoz
Yeah, more about Celestia please. Celebrity nervous breakdowns rock!
The whole ecstasy and knocking on people’s doors was great, but I didn’t know about the herpes til this morning. Drugs, mental illness, and STDs? More people should be talking about this.
Aug 27th, 2009
Jersey Dave
So her whole beef is that her ex husband wanted to play soccer with their kid.. damn what a shallow bitch.
As for “he has no money” um didn’t you know that when you married him? I agree, I’d like to see him making money on his own but who knows if she isn’t telling everyone in Hollywood not to hire him, black list him etc.
Aug 28th, 2009
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